10 on Tuesday???

I know, I know it's not Tuesday, but I wanted to make sure I do these
since it applies to me.. My B-day is next month and I am starting
to feel like a old lady.(Chelette's is next week).

Here goes my 10 anywho.

1. Forgetfulness...You know, when you go into one room and come
out not remembering what you went in their for.

2. When you call your kids and call them every name you can think of
but the right one.

3. When your all time favorite tv shows are those most have never
heard of.

4. When you can't sleep on your stomach or side, because when
you wake up,, it will take awhile to get outta bed without pain.

5. When you finally get to sleep you only sleep about 4 or 5
hours the whole night and you no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

6. When someone you think is old,, calls you old

7. When you think anything below 69 degrees is to cold

8. You like watching the weather channel

9. When you're asked if you want to use your senior citizens discount

10. You go to CVS for ibuprofen, antacids and Ben Gay
instead of Kotex and tampons


I bet you read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you♥